waitwhatdidtheysay:

ladysnowofmpls:

automatic-caution-door:

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ok this is really sweet

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Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

  • I’ve finished the fight: Leo, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces
  • The fight has just begun: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius
  • I’ve fought long and hard but it’s not over yet: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn